Lost in Translation

A joke to lighten the mood, but also why some patients just don't seem to here what we say....

Fred a 92 year old man had just been to the doctor for a physical. A few days later the doc saw him on the street with a goregous young lady on his arm.

"Fred, what do you think you're doing??" his doctor admonished.

"Why just what you said, Doc!" Fred answered. "Get a hot momma and be cheerful!"

"No," the doctor replied, "I said you've got a heart murmur. Be careful."