Sunday, November 22, 2009


My new recent pet peeve in the hospital is examining a patients throat. Especially adults. I have my little light turned on. I ask the patient to open their mouth. Then I ask them to stick out their tongue. And then usually their big fat tongue is blocking their pharynx so I have to ask them to say "ahhhhh", which will raise their uvula and pushes down their tongue bringing their pharynx (back of the throat) into clear view. Do you know how many times I have to ask before the patient actually does it? It usually takes three.

This sort of perplexes me because they followed all the other directions prior to that on the first command. They will even roll onto their side with ease for the rectal exam without a hesitation. But there is something about saying "ahhh" that people just do not want to do. So I ask them to say it multiple times. I'm even doing it when I ask it. And generally without a response. Until I explain why I am asking them to say it. Then I finally get an "ah" but not an "ahhhhhh."

With kids they don't understand the "say ahhhh" command. Which is why I have to gag them with the tongue blade. And then they cough onto my open mouth and I get mycoplasma pneumonia. But they are kids, and are cute, so I quickly forgive them.

But I am fed up with resistant adults. So adults beware. I know we all have flashbacks to our pediatricians using a device to see our throat. I'm pulling out the tongue blade. Thats right. Without me asking you to say "ahhhhh" first.

Saturday, November 14, 2009


Today marks my final day of OB---a two week stint of up at 415 in the morning, pounding on women's bellies that had just delivered a baby and asking if it still hurt, about 200 pelvic exams, 15 babies delivered by yours truly and three sad cases of babies that did not make it.

It was a whirl wind.

I remember my third year rotation where I heavily considered the field of OB/GYN. Delivering babies was fun and those residents work their tail off. But after these two weeks I realize that I am in the right field, which is one of the most reassuring things I have felt since I started residency.

I may still have the opportunity deliver more babies in the Emergency Department. Which to me is the most exciting idea---you just never know what will walk through those sliding glass doors on the first floor of the hospital. And thanks to the amazing ladies of the OB program I feel more prepared.