Tuesday, November 6, 2007

first week on ob!

Seeing as I never want to have kiddos of my own, it is not surprising that every time I see a pregnant woman I think to myself "oh did the condom break?" I've learned to keep my mouth shut and this in my head after my patient today told me of the intricate details of her in vitro fertilization. Some people want spawn so bad they'll go to great length to have one----or in her case- 3, of their own. And when a woman is pregnant with triplets---she deserves royalty and respect---not only because she's been through so much, but because she's big enough to take you down.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Did the condom break?!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wouldn't be surprised if the response is "what's a condom?"